It’s the home stretch… less than a week to wrap up a semesters worth of crap for classes. I’m working on a couple pretty cool projects I’ll try to post here once it’s all over and done with.

I’ve got a stockpile of Diet Coke and Hot Pockets that could feed a small army, and for shits and giggles, I bought a box of Cheerios twice as big as my head.

And with not a moment left to lose, MSNBC reports that scientists have decoded the brain fart.

No word yet on how to keep them from happening in the first place.

Ha. You know it’s a good day when “fart” is used seriously in a headline. Oh, speaking of headlines… CNN.com is now selling t-shirts with their headlines on it. Not joking.

Those on the other side of the Great Deadline are crying right now, and the Fashion Police just barfed into a public trashcan.

At the moment I’m choosing not to worry about it. And I just can’t get enough of this:

Roughly translated lyrics to the song, “Bamse och lille skutt,” here. I understand it’s from the Swedish cartoon Bamse.