Today at work:

• I was tired
• The weather was nice
• Dennis Felton did not shave his mustache
• My pants ripped
• Frannie tried to make me eat some “ethnic” food that I’m pretty sure was made mostly of hair
• I was yet again reminded how short I am

Good things about being short:

• I fit into small spaces
• I don’t stick out as much
• Automatic additional cuteness

Bad things about being short:

David Bliss, slightly above eye level

That, and:

• Buying new pants